Saturday, January 14, 2006

Satanist Priest Witch Vampire Has Presidential Aspirations

I don't usually use BONEZ as an obvious political soapbox but Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey brings me close to considering changing my mind. If I thought that the man had a snowball's chance in hell of obtaining any real political office or standing, I would seek out the nearest Libertarian campaign headquarters and sign up. Jonathon is a fanatical proponent of Satanism and Vampirism and intends to implement public impalings for all captured terrorists and enemies of the people. Obviously, one of his political idols is Vlad Tepes Dracula whom he feels had the right idea about how to run a government.
[Via Boing Boing]


Anonymous said...

Is this guy for real? I don't get him. Then again, not too many "politicians" I've been able to understand and even fewer Satanist's.

Bonez said...

He's "for real" alright. If you read the links you will see that he is very serious and has a very serious misperception of himself as a potential representation of the people.

Peace back at ya', Helen.