Sunday, August 27, 2006

Madonna Offers Kabbalah Cure for Nuclear Waste

Madonna has lobbied the British government and nuclear industry to clean up radioactive waste with a magical Kabbalah fluid. Madonna claimed a water-based solution proved successful in neutralizing dangerous nuclear waste in the Ukraine. The Kabbalah Centre was set up by Philip Berg, a former insurance salesman. Some Kabbalah followers believe nuclear waste is the cause of the AIDS epidemic. The Kabbalah Centre sponsored Oroz, a research body in New York, that heralded a breakthrough in neutralizing radioactive waste called Orodyne. Orodyne reportedly also treats gynecological problems in cows and sheep.
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