Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Bo Shuda

I have all sorts of neat stuff to write about at the moment and many cool posts coming up soon. However, I've found myself a bit pressed for time as far as opportunities to write are concerned. Ultimately, this is not a bad thing, as my lack of time for writing is mainly due to the increased time I am currently spending tending to my own needs.

It could be stated with some degree of accuracy that I am a massively obese monster, content on consuming all who get in my way. Each morning after a quick "bath" comprised of a washcloth stuck to a toilet brush, I roll my way down to the car hoping that I don't once again crack the frame of my door as I attempt to hurl myself through.

Okay, so maybe that's a tad of an exaggeration, but the point is that I have a few extra pounds hanging off of me. Well, an opportunity afforded itself this week and I am now being taught a decent exercise regimen with a three-month target date for reaching my ideal weight. (For the record, 200 is my ideal, although they want to add 10 pounds of muscle to that.) So my goal is to try and lose my 30 pounds by the time Radiohead rolls into town for their concert.

Admittedly, I'm a lazy bastard. I work in IT. I write and play video games for hobbies. If I had to describe myself in one word, sedentary would be as good as any. But what I lack in overall enthusiasm I more than make up for with an almost masochistic need to push myself to my limits when necessary.

So there you have it. I will have a couple of new posts up in the next few days including my amazingly exciting trip to the taping of a reality show.


Anonymous said...

Wow, realy super star on this photo :)

E said...

I always try and get photographed from the right. That's my good side.