Thursday, October 02, 2008

The Subprime Mortgage Crisis Primer

How the frakk did we get here?!? I got the above comical presentation in an e-mail quite a while ago and thought it did a great job explaining the subprime mortgage crisis. From the misinformed and often bat guano crazy comments I am hearing I have a feeling most people don't have the slightest clue as to what the hades has brought us to this critical point in American and World history. Not only that, they don't have a frakkin' idea of what the subprime mortgage crisis is to begin with. Maybe this silly but simple presentation should be mandatory viewing by our politicians and citizens before speaking or voting on the topic. I realize most Bonez readers don't need this educational opportunity and make informed decisions based upon the available facts. However, we sometimes do get the occasional visitor wondering through here in search of cosmic and geopolitical truths (or softcore NSFW pr0n) and this presentation may be beneficial to their enlightenment and future financial status.


Thinkinfyou said...

I don't want the subprime mortgage crisis explained to me as much as, I want the word "frakk" defined.

Bonez said...

What the frakk? You don't know frakk about "frakk"? Well, frakk the frakkin' frakkers and get the frakk out of here, Woman, because I'm about to school ya' in frakkin' frakkological frakktuidty.

A term coined by Battlestar Galactica.

A synonym for 'f*ck'.
"You're such a frakkin' jerk!"

"Frakk you!"

"Die you Mother Frakker!"

Now that we've gotten the frakkin' frakk lessons out of the way, get back to the edgumacashun on the Subprime Mortgage Crisis.

Thanx be to Bonez!