





Some Bonez readers may instead prefer to think of the massive amounts of German food one can consume under the auspices of Oktoberfest partying. Just think of the mounds of traditional delicacies like Hendl, Schweinsbraten, Haxn, Steckerlfisch,




UPDATE: Since Herr E was not happy with his body double stand-in for this illustrious Oktoberfest Bonez post a management decision was made for a redo of the photo session with E standing in for himself wearing his custom tailored sauerkraut-filled lederhosen. It was a scramble to get the staff photographer with such short notice. He had just finished upchucking his half digested breakfast of greasy Hardee's sausage biscuits and Jack Daniels spiked coffee when he walked into the Bonez studios and saw E standing there waiting for his camera time. Once the then half crocked elderly gentleman picked himself off the floor where he had rolled in uncontrolled laughter for several embarrassing minutes ... and then reattached his ass that had been inadvertently laughed off ... things finally got rolling. The amazing results are ... well, amazing. The following Bonez exclusive photograph was snapped for all humanity to cherish under the most adverse of photography conditions. E's professionalism, stage presence and uncanny calm under public pressure is ... well, amazing, also. So without further ado about nothing, Bonez is once again proud to present to the adoring and finicky public the amazing E in his amazing sauerkraut stuffed lederhosen. I think I sense history being made just like when Farrah Fawcett did that red swimsuit shot with her obviously hardened ... er ... you all remember it, right?
Wow ... just wow ... work it, E!

4 comments:
I'm not certain why an impersonator is necessary. I'm wearing lederhosen stuffed with saurkraut right now, in fact. Hope the smell isn't bothering you.
E ~ You know how much I love sauerkraut ... well, at least I love it when it isn't stuffed in some dude's lederhosen. But with that minor point aside, I thought your normal demure and shy personality would not allow you to expose your bizarre sauerkraut stuffed lederhosen fetish to the beloved Bonez community. Now that I know (why didn't you speak up at the last Bonez Crew board meeting?) I will arrange an update to this post with the Real E in his sauerkraut stuffed lederhosen. Happy now?
You know ... it is beginning to smell a tad strange in here ... and I am craving mustard. Weird.
Damnit. Now I'm craving a sausage biscuit and the closest Hardee's is about 15 miles away.
E ~ It has been a coon's age since I had a Hardee's sausage biscuit! Man, that brings back some memories. I was introduced to them way back in '81 or '82 by one of my fellow police officers ... well, actually we were federal agents but most folks wouldn't know what that was or care. But Hardee's sausage biscuits were one of my rewards after all night stake outs. Those were the days of my ignorant carnivore youth so please don't hold it against me.
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